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Hey! I'm Maddie, 17, from the strange land of Cornwall. Aspiring actress, singer/songwriter, player of 6 instruments. Love Sherlock, Doctor Who, Avengers, Harry Potter, John Green books, Merlin and many other things. This is a fandom blog and where I rant about daily life.
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nentindo:

okaynadine:

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i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

skittle-happy-matt:

it’s a metaphor

skittle-happy-matt:

it’s a metaphor

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

swiggity-swag-nightmare-stag:

mlpbryce:

bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

radcoolswag:

punkrockghoul:

i did a thing

SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT ROCK ON ROCK ONNNNNNNN

I just love that a scarf covers up the “good bits” but a bandeau bikini top shows the good bits and more and they hate this too LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN

I am a straight guy and I disagree with 99% of this post, some of those are my favorite clothes for girls to wear.

Dude you clearly missed the point of this post - we don’t give a fuck what clothing on girls you like or dislike

dangerhamster:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

it’s a metaphor

dont-trustyourfeelings:

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

It’s too early to be thinking about this shit

No need to deduce--Send an ask!

Sherlock: Describe yourself.
John: What do you consider to be your strongest feature?
Mycroft: What are your ambitions?
Lestrade: Are you currently employed?
Mrs. Hudson: Coffee or tea?
Molly: Introvert or extrovert?
Moriarty: Do you hold grudges?
Mary: Are you good at keeping secrets?
Irene: Sexual orientation?
Anderson: Obsessions?
Donovan: Are you a hard worker?
Mummy: Do you get along with your parents?
Hamish: What's your middle name?
Harry: What is your relationship like with your siblings?
Sebastian: Are you good at making/keeping friends?
Soo-Lin: Are you artistic?
Magnussen: Do you have a good memory?
Janine: Are you currently in a relationship?
Henry: Do you have any phobias?
Archie: Are you good with kids?
Angelo: Favorite food?
Skull: Favorite music?
Golem: Tall or short?
Shezza: Do you have any bad habits?
Kitty: Post a picture of yourself.

George R.R. Martin on sex versus violence

 

egberts:

wordsmythologic:

egberts:

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

  • desserts & stressed
  • drawer & reward
  • gateman & nametag
  • time & emit
  • laced & decal
  • regal & lager

And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.

Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.

dude